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  1. 05-11-2009, 10:28 AM #1
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    The economy is so bad

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

    Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

    McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .

    The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

    People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on. (Now, this is serious)

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    And finally...
    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

    ETA: I forgot to mention at the beginning of the thread that I'm not the author. I received this in an email w/out the name of the author and I thought I'd pass it on. Mea Culpa if anyone thought I was taking credit.
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  2. 05-11-2009, 11:56 AM #2
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  3. 05-11-2009, 12:50 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by lvpets2002 View Post
    WoW Thats too Funny.. good one Mary
    I didn't write it. It was sent to me in an email this morning but no author name was included. I'm going to ETA my original post now.
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