Ooooh, I love it! Let's force everyone to own and use an item, whether they like it or not! That's true democracy at work, there.
While we're at it, let's force everyone to own and ride a motorcycle. Or own a green iguana. I personally think requiring ownership and skills in use of hand grenades and Arabian horses would be a great pre-requisite to buying prom tickets.
Brilliant!! I'm sure it's just what the founding fathers had in mind when they wrote the constitution.
(Caveat: I own and know how to use firearms.)
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