Proof that men have better friends.

**blue** · 03-21-2009, 10:44 PM

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

**DJFyrewolf36** · 03-22-2009, 03:28 AM

Ha ha ha...good one! So true too...

**pomtzu** · 03-22-2009, 07:47 AM

Better - maybe

Smart - not

**Marigold2** · 03-22-2009, 10:18 AM

A husband comes home very late 4 or 5am and the wife is sound asleep upstairs, snug and warm. She does not have to put up with snoring, belching or farting nor blankets being stolen. She is happy and at peace.
Her boyfriend left hours ago, she took a shower and washed the sheets and now is in dreamland. Life is good.

**jennielynn1970** · 03-24-2009, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by Marigold2

A husband comes home very late 4 or 5am and the wife is sound asleep upstairs, snug and warm. She does not have to put up with snoring, belching or farting nor blankets being stolen. She is happy and at peace.
Her boyfriend left hours ago, she took a shower and washed the sheets and now is in dreamland. Life is good.

I like this version better, lol!