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    Anniversary

    Anniversary


    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
    The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
    The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive.
    "Yes, I do," she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
    "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
    The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
    "I remember that too", she replies softly.
    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    That was BAD!!!
    I'm going to pass that joke on.


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    Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here biting my tongue.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    A old co-worker sent me that joke & I just had to share it. (after I
    cleaned up the coffee I had spit out onto my computer keys)
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Good one!!!
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    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
    ~~~~true author unknown~~~~

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    Good one!
    don't breed or buy while shelter dogs die....

    I have been frosted!

    Thanks Kfamr for the signature!


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