I saw this on craigslist, someone has a good sense of humor!

http://southcoast.craigslist.org/laf/790515287.html

Found Rooster -- I KNOW You Miss ME!

I know you miss my early morning calls! I'm hanging out by some old chicken coop in Carver, but I'm just not that happy here. No one appreciates my 4:50 AM wake-up calls like you do. Please, bring me home. If you do, I promise I'll sing your favorite show tunes at sunrise.