Hey Marvin, I think you are a magical ferret, making things disappear and blaming it all on the dog! I know you are a handsome ferret, as I can see this from your photo.

It seems you are also a very busy ferret and I like that as it suggests that you are healthy and happy. Sounds like you have several friends to pay with as well. Sending you some extra treats as you celebrate this special day as Pet of the Day!