Those tax rebates -

[Grace]

The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs,

if we purchase a computer, it will go to India,

if we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,

if we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan,

if we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer, and Jack Daniels since these are the only products still produced in the US.

Thank you for your help, cooperation, and patriotism in these trying times.

[Jessika]

LOL this is so true!!!

Bring on the booze, I say

[Laura's Babies]

I am GLAD I saw that! Thanks!!! (So, true too...)

[RICHARD]

LOLOLOL.

Does this mean they have to be American prostitutes?

And what kind of paperwork do they need?

[AmberLee]

* snirk! *

[pitc9]

That's great!
I had to send it to all my e-mail contacts!!

[moosmom]

ROFLMAO!!! I got mine direct deposited into my checking account. I IMMEDIATELY transferred the funds into my savings, where it'll stay for "rainy day" cat emergencies.

Thanks George Dubbya!!

[finn's mom]

I put most of mine into my savings, and used a small part of it to go to the Renaissance Festival. I even dressed up, thanks Mr. President!

[Grace]

Ours arrived in our bank account this morning. It's going into savings for the time being.

[RICHARD]

I found the beer and JD, how do I fill out the list?

[lvpets2002]

Well reading this = mm just made my day.. All so very true.. Let me think which way I will go..

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Mine was supposed to come yesterday according to my last 2 SS numbers and the chart Yahoo put out. Mine was only to be $300 because I'm single! Talk about discrimination!!!
It was a no show. I checked my account again today. NOPE!!! I guess I won't get excited about it until (and unless) I get it.

[Chica]

Well, I didn't get mine yet either!I will leave it in the bank for emergencies.Thanks for nothing Mr. Bush!!!!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

I was supposed to get mine May 2nd, but alas, I have nothing!

I'm not surprised.

[DrKym]

ROFLMAO!!! I got mine direct deposited into my checking account. I IMMEDIATELY transferred the funds into my savings, where it'll stay for "rainy day" cat emergencies.

Thanks George Dubbya!!

After buying yarn to make LJ new clothes....................put mine into things necessary....Whiskey and the Chippendales!