Thursdays #258 (Is it safe?)

[Lady's Human]

(Checks to see if my key to the bar still works.....)

The anniversary of Viagra and Xrays? Whodathunkit?

Lady, can you see where OK is? It's been a while since anyone's seen hide or hair of it. Why don't you look around? Remember, like Trillian only a different color.

Let's get the COFFEE!!!! going.....do we have enough irish?(Is there EVER enough Irish?)

Orc, durn, where's that remote.......Here it is. Get the firewood in and let's get the fire going.

Omelettes and home fries on the stove, coffee in the pot, we're good for a while.

HEY! Who gave Orc a union contract?

[lbaker]

"just when you thought it was safe to back in water......" Home fries and eggs, OH BOY! I'll just whip up some SOS as long as we're making comfy food. Viagra, Xrays and Union contracts... hmmmm two out of three ain't bad Xrays are quite good and some of us wish we had a Union, so ~ Hi LH, good morning

[slick]

Hidy-ho from the West Coast. Only 5:15 here and I can't sleep. I'll take a shot of something and head back to bed. **yawn**

Then again......breakfast smells fantastic.
**grabs napkin and puts around neck**
I'm waitin'.

Say TS, want to play some jacks while we're waitin' for brekkie???

[Lady's Human]

Breakfast is served..... omelettes and home fries all around. I'll take you up on that offer of SOS, Lbaker.

I don't mind a unionized orc, I am after all a union official, but I WANTED TO START A FIRE, And ORC pulls out his contract and shows me he's on BREAK! Then tells me I'm a supervisor and I can't pile the @!*()& Wood!

Ah well, time for a cup of spiked coffee.

[smokey the elder]

I have an audit with QA coming up, so I could use some coffee spiked with a little...internal standard!

[Lady's Human]

One WELL spiked coffee one the way, Smokey. (Fort drum special, just for you!)

[Edwina's Secretary]

HEY! Who gave Orc a union contract?

Just wait til you see the vacation clause....

[davidpizzica]

(Checks to see if my key to the bar still works.....)

The anniversary of Viagra and Xrays? Whodathunkit?

Lady, can you see where OK is? It's been a while since anyone's seen hide or hair of it. Why don't you look around? Remember, like Trillian only a different color.

Let's get the COFFEE!!!! going.....do we have enough irish?(Is there EVER enough Irish?)

Orc, durn, where's that remote.......Here it is. Get the firewood in and let's get the fire going.

Omelettes and home fries on the stove, coffee in the pot, we're good for a while.

HEY! Who gave Orc a union contract?

LH, didn't you know that Orc is now a member of the A.O.U? amalgamated ogres union. I think HE runs the remote now!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Hey guys,
I don't know much about any of that union stuff, I'm just here for the food. Somebody pass me a cup of spiked joe, a mushroom and cheddah omelet and a couple of oatmeal cookies please and thank you!

[RICHARD]

Hey guys,
I don't know much about any of that union stuff, I'm just here for the food. Somebody pass me a cup of spiked joe, a mushroom and cheddah omelet and a couple of oatmeal cookies please and thank you!

Joe, omelet, two cookies?
DONe!

David,
Yon may have to negotiate that in the next contract!

DONE?

MOFF,

You ain't in the Opening Day line up then!

TG,
Cider, apple sauce and ANTS?

We may have to call that Zimmern guy in from the travel channel!

DONE?


CM,
One Decaf!

DONE!

STE,

LOL, that's funny.....Blue cake?

DONE!

Karen,

LOL, Oatmeal cookies? I have eaten them since...oh, never mind!

And the lines are there for reference only!

DONE!

Redd,

More blue cakes?

DONE!

LB,

It camoflauge on an Orc!

ES,
OH that reminded me.

One of my friends from long ago left our block after some spirited drinking.
He rode his bike home and came back a few days later covered in scabs from a fall that night. He earned the nickname, Scab, and some of the guys told him that he might think about selling them to a store as beef jerky...

True story!

LH,
Dang, we'll need to make new copies of the contract.

DONE?

C&S,

You are going to have to pick up all the "dropped R's" if you keep that up!

[Lady's Human]

Just wait til you see the vacation clause....

Sara, I wrote the vacation clause......they voted on the contract before that part of the contract language was completed. (Long story short......they (USPS and APWU) actually did that to us this year.....sent us a contract to vote on before the language in the contract was finalised)

Orc can take three weeks vacation this year, at any time of his choosing. HOWEVER, the fine print they didn't read states that the vacations have to fall in week swith two Tuesdays in them....

LH, didn't you know that Orc is now a member of the A.O.U? amalgamated ogres union.

That would explain why the picket line has Shrek and half the cast of Monsters Inc. in it.

Okay, Here's your chocolate chip cookies. <sigh> (Never argue with an Ogre union rep....)

[RICHARD]

That would explain why the picket line has Shrek and half the cast of Monsters Inc. in it.

Okay, Here's your chocolate chip cookies. <sigh> (Never argue with an Ogre union rep....)

LOL,

Can I ask which two movies are loaded in your DVD player?


C&S,

Alright, I'll just put then in the L&F for later!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Sara, I wrote the vacation clause......they voted on the contract before that part of the contract language was completed. (Long story short......they (USPS and APWU) actually did that to us this year.....sent us a contract to vote on before the language in the contract was finalised)

Orc can take three weeks vacation this year, at any time of his choosing. HOWEVER, the fine print they didn't read states that the vacations have to fall in week swith two Tuesdays in them....



That would explain why the picket line has Shrek and half the cast of Monsters Inc. in it.

Okay, Here's your chocolate chip cookies. <sigh> (Never argue with an Ogre union rep....)

There is nothing more trustworthy...with vacation clauses...that a Union Bargaining Agent!

But I don't see the bug on these cookies!

[Cinder & Smoke]

C&S,

You are going to have to pick up all the "dropped R's" if you keep that up!

Dunno WHERE those darn "R's" go ... my "U" doesn't seem to like 'em.