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    Only in America

    - Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    - Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    - Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    - Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

    - Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.


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    Ha ha! Those are so true!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sumbirdy
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    - Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

    Guilty as charged!
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