HAHA! funny joke!

[inkspot14]

a burglar was in a house stealing things when he heard ,"Jesus and God are watching you." he looked around but couldn't see anyone and went back to steeling. then he heard it twice more and found a budgie in a cage. "Jesus and God are watching you."
The burglar scoffed and said, " i don't care you're just a dumb bird." the budgie replied, " yes but Jesus is a Rotweiler and God is a Doberman."


Is that a hoot?

hihi , haha , that IS a good one indeed !!!!

[turner]

That is tooo cute!!!

[G.P.girl]

i heard one like that only it was:


A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his
sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching
you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When
he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
a
long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on
and
began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as
a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his
light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
a
parrot..."Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot
Moses?" The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that
would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."

[krazyaboutkatz]

LOL Both versions are funny.