Women Drivers !!!!!

[wombat2u2004]

"Something Has to be Done About Women Drivers".

Who was responsible for allowing these killers to be behind a wheel??

This morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Bloody women drivers!

[moosmom]

Wom,

You never cease to make me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!! Thank you!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Sadly, these things do happen. We had a lady in our town killed because she hit a semi while she was driving... and brushing her hair.
The driver of the semi was ok, thankfully.

[lvpets2002]

Well spoken of Big Jim = oh oh I mean Wom.. This sounds of experience LOL.. Too Funny

[Miss Z]

Ha ha, the 'Big Jim and the Twins' phrase almost made me choke on my coffee with laughter. That's going in my 'phrases to use' book!

[Husky_mom]

I might add I can do it with one hand