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  1. 08-02-2007, 05:31 AM #1
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    12 Things PMS Stands For............

    1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

    2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

    3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

    4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

    5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

    6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

    7. PARDON MY SOBBING

    8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

    9. PASS MY SWEATS

    10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

    11. PACK MY STUFF

    12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT


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  2. 08-02-2007, 06:16 AM #2
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    Oh Wom, you understand woman so well.
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  3. 08-02-2007, 06:23 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marigold2
    Oh Wom, you understand woman so well.
    Understand women ???? Me ???? Even Albert Einstein couldn't understand women, what hope have I ?????
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    But if you don't understand women where do you get your insight into such complicated things as PMS? Ahhhh yes forgot house full of women where you are outnumbered by 4 to 1 - yep forgot that part bet you move out when PMS moves in!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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  5. 08-02-2007, 07:38 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackmilliesmom
    But if you don't understand women where do you get your insight into such complicated things as PMS? Ahhhh yes forgot house full of women where you are outnumbered by 4 to 1 - yep forgot that part bet you move out when PMS moves in!!!!!!!!!! LOL
    Hmmmmmmmm....well actually, according to Karen and my daughters, PMS is a furfy !!!!!! A condition thought up by women to pull the wool over their mens eyes and to get their own way.
    True ?????
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  6. 08-02-2007, 07:45 AM #6
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    Oh Wom,

    By NO means is it true. My kid is living PROOF that PMS does exist. I've been trying to tell her she's got PMDD (lots worse than PMS) but she won't believe me. She is absolutely EVIL at which time I ignore her.

    Maybe you could have a lil chat with my darling daughter??? Huh??? PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!!

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    To add a serious tone to this thread, printing and graphic folks recognize it as PMS.
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    LOL, well I think I suffer from numbers 1, 2 and 5, but thankfully not number 4.

    Like my mum always says, if men had PMS, there'd be a cure for it by now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom
    Oh Wom,

    By NO means is it true. My kid is living PROOF that PMS does exist. I've been trying to tell her she's got PMDD (lots worse than PMS) but she won't believe me. She is absolutely EVIL at which time I ignore her.

    Maybe you could have a lil chat with my darling daughter??? Huh??? PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!!

    I'd be forever greatful.
    I will if she promises not to kill me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Z
    Like my mum always says, if men had PMS, there'd be a cure for it by now!
    But Miss Z........how CAN there be a cure for an imaginary condition ?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1
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    Ok, how about.....Putting up with Mens Sh!t.
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