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Thread: Tennessee Law

  1. #1
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    Oct 2006

    Tennessee Law

    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and
    dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other
    side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
    farmer drove up on his tractor asked him what he was doing.
    The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
    and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied,
    "This is my property, and you are not coming over here.

    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys
    in the United States if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you
    and take everything you own.

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently , you don't know how
    we settle disputes in Tennessee .
    We settle small disagreements like this; with the "Three Kick Rule."
    The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

    The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute
    occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and
    then you get to kick me three times so on and back and forth until
    someone gives up.

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and
    decided that he could easity take the old
    codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and
    walked up to the attorney.
    His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot
    into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second
    kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him
    face-first into a fresh cow pie.
    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to
    his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said,
    "Okay, you old hillbilly. Now it's my turn "

    The old farmer smiled and said,
    "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

    "I'm Back !!"

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    Oh Wombat that's so me.

  3. #3
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    County Kildare, Ireland
    Excellent just the lunch time laugh I need must send that on!!!!!!!!!

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    Oct 2006
    Quote Originally Posted by jackmilliesmom
    Excellent just the lunch time laugh I need must send that on!!!!!!!!!
    NO !!!! It's copyright. It's mine.

    "I'm Back !!"

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    North East Ohio
    Good one!!!
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    Another good one Wom.. Sounds like you have been to Texas too..

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