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    I can't sleep.

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their
    bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front
    of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She
    watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and
    sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.

    The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
    when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

    "I remember that too" she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten out
    today."


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    Oh Wom what does Karen think of that??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackmilliesmom
    Oh Wom what does Karen think of that??????
    She doesn't know yet...hehehehehe


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    Poor Karen but seriously that was a good one got a giggle at least can just see the wife's face when he said that thunder would be nowhere near the rath she would unleash----- hehehehehehehehehehe
    jackmilliesmom

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