Ahhh YESS!
Grammy's *Beverage of Choice* for lunch - a
Root Beer FLOAT!
Only requirements: "GENUINE DAD's Olde Fashioned" Rooty beer and 'Nilla Ice Creme.
But ya know, I don't remember her adding the

RUM
RB Float Tail >>>
Grammy & Boppa drove to P-Burg from Cleveland, Ohio, to visit us in our
"new house" in the "South Hills", a P-Burg suburb.
Mom laid in plain cake DONUTS (a Boppa must-have) and Rooty Beer.
They arrived for lunch ... Out came the Rooty Beer FLOATS! ... Yummie!!
But

~ Grammy almost *choked* on her first sip!
"Whas's wrong, Mom?" asks MY Mom.
"Oh Honey ... this isn't "DAD's Olde Fashioned" ... is it??"
I heard her *whispering* to Boppa after lunch ...
It has a TASTE, Gus! ... It ruined the ice creme.
"Hires" (a well advertised Pittsburgh brand) just isn't the same!
We'll have to go buy some DAD's!"

They jumped in the trusty ole Buick and Zoomed off after lunch ...
mission unknown ...
destination doubtful (they'd never been in the South Hills in their lives!
Musta found a DAD's store ...
Boppa came in carrying two Six-Packs of Grammy-Approved "DAD's Olde Fashioned"!
End of Grammy Tail ... OK, Barkeep - lay a RB S'prize on me, pleeze!
Enuff RUM, and I won't squalk about the origins of the Rooty Beer.

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