Ha ha ha ha!! A Friend sent me these, and I just had to Share!!


You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "tilt"!



What's wrong with you people? This is cruel....and....WET!



Why can't I get any traction?



I wish I could get on my knees to pray



I thought you loved me!



You just wait .. I'll get even with you for this....



You said the water was warm!!!!



I don't like you anymore.....



I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel ... now go!



No, no, no, no! Damn it all ... I said "NO!"