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    Beware.....New Virus

    I strongly suggest that you pay attention to this advise...

    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
    and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
    (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or
    anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
    your private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
    two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
    known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
    Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
    repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    P.S. You should forward this warning to your friends. If you do not have
    friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
    life.

    Wom

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    Wom, one problem - my B.O.S.S. (bitter, ornery, stressed supervisor) will have my head if I initiate treatment with the antidote prior to 17h30...
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
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    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom
    Wom, one problem - my B.O.S.S. (bitter, ornery, stressed supervisor) will have my head if I initiate treatment with the antidote prior to 17h30...
    Then you need a WOMBAT (When Ornery Managers Berate, Attack Them)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
    Then you need a WOMBAT (When Ornery Managers Berate, Attack Them)
    roflmao!

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