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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006

    North to Alaska

    Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the
    stress, he quits his job and buys fifty acres of land in Alaska, as far
    from humanity as possible.
    He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
    Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.
    One day after about nine months of almost total isolation, someone
    knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
    "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
    Christmas party Friday night . . . thought you might like to come. About
    5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after nine months out here I'm ready to meet some
    local folks. Thank you." "Don't mention it," says Lars, as he leaves.
    "Gotta warn you, though. There's gonna be some drinkin'."
    "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink
    with the best of 'em."
    Again pausing as he walks away, the big man says, "More than likely
    gonna be some fightin', too."
    "Well, I get along with people pretty well, and I can handle myself
    anyway. I'll be there, thanks again," replies Tom.
    "Most likely gonna be some wild lovin, too."
    "Now, that's really not a problem," says Tom, excited about the
    prospect. "I've been all alone for nine months, so I'll definitely be
    there. By the way, what should I wear?"
    "Don't much matter . . just gonna be the two of us."

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

    "Don't much matter . . just gonna be the two of us."

    *Merry* Christmas!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Wyoming, USA
    Eeeeewwwww. LOL
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