Mom, I didnt do it

[Craftlady]

Everyone is NOT fessing up to dragging Mom's mp3 player from her desk to hall way. I found one ear pod cover, the other is missing. WHO ATE IT?
The suspect is Mr. Stephen, since he is new guy on the block. Everyone else has left our mp3's alone since we got them in Dec/Jan.
So guess I'm watching for a small sponge ear cover to come out in someones poop. Oh joy

[Freedom]

Oh Stephen, is momma picking on you just because you are the newbie? THAT'S not FAIR! Show her you are NOT the culprit!

Those ear covers make great toys and "could" be anywhere in the house, not just inside a kitty!

[momcat]

Dear Stephen, Don't worry. Just because you're the new guy in town does not make you guilty of anything. And remember, you are innocent until proven guilty! Your Meowmie doesn't seem to have any strong, definitive evidence against you...this is all circumstantial! Where were your fursibs at the time of the alleged offense? This sounds like a bad rap.
Stephen, if you would like, I will be happy to represent you and help you through these bogus claims. For fellow kitties needing help, my services are pro bono. Let me know what you'd like to do. Maybe we can resolve this without going to Cat Court. Most important, do not discuss anything about this to anyone.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to kitty krimes and aboose

[Medusa]

Poor Stephen. This sounds like a set up to me. He's an easy target being the new guy.

[Laura's Babies]

I think it was the duckie again! WHERE is that little duckie?

[lvpets2002]

Well your in Luck Mario due to Laura blamed the Duckies.. See there Stephen we will get you off the hook..

I think it was the duckie again! WHERE is that little duckie?

[RedHedd]

C'mon, it IS Easter time .... The Duck did it!