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    For Wombat and Ladys Human

    Had to share as I teach religion..........



    Where do pets come from?*
    > *
    >
    > A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer
    to
    > "Where do pets come from?"
    >
    > Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you wa lked with us
    > every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is
    > difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
    >
    > And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and
    > who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even
    > when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable
    > you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are an d will love
    you
    > as I do, in spite of yourselves."
    >
    > And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
    > And it was a good animal.
    > And God was pleased.
    >
    > And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his
    > tail.
    >
    > And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom
    > and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
    >
    > And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my
    love
    > for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call
    him
    > DOG ." *
    >
    > *
    > And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved
    them.
    >
    > And they were comforted.
    >
    > And God was pleased.
    >
    > And Dog was content and wagged his tail. *
    >
    > *
    > After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said,
    > "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen
    like
    > peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed
    > taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
    >
    > And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and
    > who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their
    > limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of
    > adoration."
    >
    > And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. *
    >
    > *
    >
    > And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
    > they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. *
    > *
    > And Adam and Eve learned humility.
    >
    > And they were greatly improved. *
    >
    > *
    > And God was pleased* . *
    >
    > And Dog was happy.*
    >
    > *
    > And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other. *
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....Doc....I DID NOT expect that last line...LOLOLOL.
    That is so good.....and do you know what ??? SO TRUE !!!!!
    Thankyou for sharing that.
    Wombat

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    My Weekly religion lesson,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,there will be a quiz in Thurdays next week Wom, make sure you studied!
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    LMAO!

    I'd use the Heinlein quote someone here has as their sig, ,but I don't want to screw it up.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    LMAO!

    I'd use the Heinlein quote someone here has as their sig, ,but I don't want to screw it up.
    And would that quote perchance be contained within those pages of "Time Enough for Love" ???? LOL
    Wombat

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    Thanks Doc for a really great story!

    Glad to see you know my favourite book Wombat! I only had room for a very few precious books when I was "exported" to China and that was top of my list!
    Lilith Cherry
    "
    "Love never claims, it ever gives. Love ever suffers, never resents, never revenges itself." -Mahatma Gandhi

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    Strange... in my Bible the animals were created first : Genesis 1:24-25. Man was created after them : Genesis 1:26.

    Maybe people were created to be compainions for the animals? Which explains why cats still think they rule the world!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Roflmao!!:d
    Maggie,

    I didn't slap you, I just high fived your Face!
    I've Been Boo'd!!

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