Stupid Stories from TLOTEA...
A california politician want to ban the light bulb from use in the state..
Great...How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the outlawed them.
Five crooks robbing a house put a chihuahua, the house dog, into the freezer.
The cops pulled up as they were loading the loot into a truck, the dog was O.K....
If they would have stolen the dog would that have made him a "hot dog"?
The 'law' is looking into banning the fatty oils used to cook food.....for the citizen's sake...
Like, what about the people who want that good old fashioned food cooked in pork fat?
Please, k
eep me from paying 3 dollars a gallon for gas....
I'll worry about my arteries.
And finally.
The mayor of San Francisco held a news conference to tell everyone he had an affair.
It seems that after his split up, he slept with the wife of his campaign manager.
She told her husband and the mayor had to apologize.....
Politicians do make strange bedfellows.....IT's the wives you have to worry about!
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Originally Posted by Lady's Human
(pronounced: Marley). 
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