If your cat had a motto what would it be?

[kittycats_delight]

Silly thread but kinda cute. It was a part of Vixen's cat profile on catchannel.com. So if your kitty had a motto what would it be?

Vixen's motto is: If at first you don't succeed...get mommy to do it !!

Phoenix's motto is: I am elegant, beautiful and dignified...pretty much perfect so don't push the touchy feely thing HUH!!.

[catnapper]

Allen: I am King, leave me alone

Pouncer: If I knock it over, food will come

Harry: If I meow loud enough, food will come

Abby: Let them eat treats! I want the wet food for myself

Flutter: If I swat them hard enough, food will come

[Freedom]

What a cute idea!

Sparkle: as long as I am snuggled up next to my meowmie, everything is fine.

Cuddles: as long as I am snuggled up on meowmie's bed, everything is fine.

Vita: I am the Queen, all subjects shall OBEY!

Chestnut: Turn the water on in the sink, where's the water drip, can you put the water on, can you, huh, huh, huh???

Ruffles: **yawn** let me know when nap time is over, so I can go get some sleep in the back of the closet. [hey, she is 15, what did you expect from her???]

Crystal: Mischief is my name, bothering other cats is my game!

Ebony: I am settled on this sofa, go find yourself another place to park it!

[momcat]

Great thread!!! Groucho's motto would most likely be, "What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine!"

[heidiv]

Mopar: If I roll around on my back the humans will play!!

Tucker: If I sleep upside down long enough the human can't help but give treats!!

Chloe: If I show my daddy my teeth the more attension I will receive!! ( This does really happen)

Paris: I have my meowmie so trained that when I scream out her name no matter what she is doing she will come!!

[krazyaboutkatz]

Cute thread.

Storm: I'm the king of the household and can do no wrong.

Sunny: If I make enough noise I can get meowmie to wake up and feed me.

Sky: I just have to sit patiently and look cute and then I'll get everything I want.

Starr: I'm meowmies baby boy so even if I poo on the carpet she won't yell at me. I can get away with anything.

Pearl: All I have to do is start talking to meowmie and I'll get my way.

Ziggy Stardust: I just have to look at meowmie with my stunning eyes and she melts.

[critter crazy]

Loki- I am the King of the world!!!

[Zippy]

Zippy-I am the Princess Queen.

Pumpkin-I love to do bad things,Meowmie gets all mad and then I just cuddle and meow at her and she is wraped around my paw again.

[CultureJunky]

Sunny: 'Whatever'

Jack: 'Doh'

Lol pretty much monosylabic, Sunny is a basically get out of my face couldn't give a fig attitude cat, and Jack is a bit slow sometimes, just like Homer Simpson. He also reminds me of Joey from Friends! He's handsome, but there's not much up top! hehe

[catmandu]

Juke Joint Joseph. Whiskas Temptations Are An Essential Food Group.
Michael And Princess We Love Our Golden Years
Scrappy 2.wheres The Beef?
The "kittens"
Fun Fun And More Fun.

[catcrazylady]

Well if I tried to list all of mine we would be here all night!

I'll just do a few

Leroy- Where's the turkey!

Mud Pie- Am I late again?

Stubby- I dare you! I double dare any of you to try anything!

Maggie Sue- None of you are good enough to be graced by my beauty!

[animal_rescue]

Colin- Screw you, feed me(Well he's an old grouch, can't get much out of him!)
Lily- Outside is heaven
Baxter- Be very very quiet, I'm hunting rabbit(or bird or squirrel or people )

[DJFyrewolf36]

LOL this is a great thread

Remus: Sleeping, playing, getting into everything...if I look cute doing it, I can do no wrong! *evil laugh*

Spook: *007 theme* I will sneak upon you when you least expect it...

[Don Juan's mom]

Zerlina: Black is beautiful, and flies are fun!

Don Juan: Make sure Mom is never lonely. When she is knitting or sitting at the interbox, that means she's lonely.

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Maya: napping is my hobby!!

Inka: When I need anything, I raise my voice!! Mommy cannot resist that!

Zazou : Kiss my tail, I know you adore it!!

Snoopy: Why do the others here need 4 paws??? I do fine with my 3!!