( and nooooooo I am not, but I thought was funny sent by husband..) WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY!
> >
> > * A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
> > * Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
> > * We can open all our own jars
> > * Phone conversations last 30 seconds
> > * We know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
> > * Old friends don't care if we've lost or gained weight
> > * When surfing channels, we don't have to stop on every shot
> > of someone crying
> > * Our last name stays put.
> > * We can leave a hotel room bed unmade.
> > * We can kill our own food.
> > * The garage is all ours.
> > * We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> > * We see the humor in "Terms of Endearment".
> > * We never have to clean the toilet.
> > * We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
> > * If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still
> > be our friend.
> > * Our underwear costs $6.50 for a pack of 3.
> > * None of our co-workers have the power to make us cry.
> > * We don't have to shave below our neck.
> > * If we're 34 and single, no one notices.
> > * Chocolate is just another snack.
> > * Where and when we pee doesn't effect our emotional well-being.
> > * We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
> > * Flowers & duct tape - and we can fix everything.
> > * We never have to worry about other's feelings.
> > * Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
> > * We can say anything and not worry about what people think.
> > * We can whip our shirt off on a hot day.
> > * Car mechanics tell us the truth.
> > * We don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice our new haircut.
> > * We can watch a game in silence for hours without our buddy
> > thinking "He must be mad at me."
> > * One mood, all the time.
> > * We can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve ourselves
> > to look like him.
> > * Same work. More pay.
> > * Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
> > * Wedding dress; $2000, Tux rental; 100 bucks.
> > * We don't care if someone is talking behind our back.
> > * We don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's.
> > * If we retain water, it is in a canteen.
> > * The remote is all ours.
> > * We need not pretend we're "freshening up" to use the bathroom.
> > * We can go to the bathroom alone.
> > * If we don't call our buddy when we said we would, he won't
> > tell our friends I've changed.
> > * If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we
> > might become lifelong buddies.
> > * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> > * If something mechanical didn't work, we can bash it with a
> > hammer and throw it across the room.
> > * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
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