Thought the house was too orderly
Never did like having a full nights sleep
Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
Thought the furniture looked too nice
Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, predawn, etc.
Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay a gardener.
Neighbors didn't complain enough
Kids weren't enough of a challenge
If you can train & show one dog, why not ten?
Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.
*THIS IS JUST A JOKE*
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