See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.

  • If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog
  • You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids
  • You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
  • You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
  • You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
  • No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
  • You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
  • You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
  • You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.
  • You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
  • You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
  • Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
  • When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
  • You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
  • You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.
  • Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.


I thought that this was really cute. A lot of this applies to me.