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    The Cat Screamer?

    I am trying to sell a program to Nationl Geographic.

    It's called the Cat Screamer.


    I will go to cat owner's homes and yell at their cats for them.

    I have plenty of experience.


    Ed, STOP IT.

    Ed, Get the eff off of there.

    Ed, quit scratching the chair.

    Ed, Why did you do that..

    ED, &U&&%^#&^%&$#
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    You forgot....


    ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and
    Ed what were you thinking....

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    LOL! If I had a cat, I'd hire you!


    "Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
    But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." -- Steve Bluestone

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    RICHARD,

    Poor Edster, you're gonna give him a complex with all the effen yelling, RICHARD!!

    BTW, What's your hourly rate and would you be willing to relocate to CT?

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    Eds Just Being A Cat, And Thats Not Right To Yell And Cuss At Him.
    I Have Never Yelled At The Found Cats, And They Knock Things Over, And Lose Thier Meals In The Wrong Places.
    I Think Ed Needs A Girl Cat To Keep Him Company.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catmandu
    I Think Ed Needs A Girl Cat To Keep Him Company.
    Keep trying, Gary, one day you might get through!

    Ed needs a furry friend!

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    So Richard~ Are you taking the hints?

    Have you had that long talk with the Edster yet?

    You've got me laughing today, so Thanks !!!!!!!

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    The Cat Screamer?

    Oh No Edster are you in trouble again.. Tell daddy Richard that if he will pay you enough in treats you might be a good baby..

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    Ed:

    I'm not listening to you until you lose that litterbox mouth. Hmph!

    [b]"Virtue is triumphant only in theatrical productions." --The Mikado



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    Please come give Chester a shout!!!

    He's taken to pawing at the toilet paper until it all unrolls --- right into his litter box!!! He NEVER listens to me when I tell him to stop that!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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