A Poem For A New Puppy Owner

[elleagwire]

Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair.
Don't rip the stuffing from that chair!
Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush!
Don't chew my shoes. What IS that mush?
Eat your cookies. Drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
Away from the cat box, it's for the cat!
And MUST you kiss me after that?
Yes, raising a puppy, is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny, they're also quite crazy.
But don't despair, though its toil and strife.
After three years, you'll get back your life!
So, let's go for "walkies", you can "do your thing"
And perhaps I'll get back my good diamond ring!



Always enjoy the time being with your cats. Memories are very precious to keep!








Elle Mayson
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[ShylanHal]

That was great! I love it. Did you write it? If you did, that is very good! I laughed hard enough to wake my dad up!!! XD

[catmandu]

The Wonderful Thing about a Puppy is that they soon become a Dog.
A Loving Companion with Loyalty, and a Devotion to his family that knows no bounds.
Well worth the occasional chewed up slipper.

[catfamily]

Great poem.Love it