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Thread: Man and 'boys' trapped in deck chair.

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    Man and 'boys' trapped in deck chair.

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    I know this thread may be deleted, but I am posting this as a Public Service announcement for all the men on PT.....

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    Deckchair trapped testicles


    A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

    Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

    His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

    But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

    He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

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    OMG, I almost fell out of MY chair laughing when I read this!

    Edit: For curiosity's sake, can you put up the link where you foind this?
    Last edited by CathyBogart; 09-04-2006 at 01:17 AM.

    Thank you Wolf_Q!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CathyBogart
    OMG, I almost fell out of MY chair laughing when I read this!
    Just because you can fall out of your chair without getting torn to shreds?

    Just for that, No, No link for you!


    http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=542

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    He He He. I feel sorry for the poor dude. ( but not sorry enough to not laugh at him ! )

    P.S. He gonna sue the chair company?
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    Ouch the poor bugger, guess he will think twice before swimming in the nude next time .

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    I heard all about "shrinkage" from the Seinfeld episode. What?? You mean they shrink????

    Poor guy. The pain must have driven him nutz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    I heard all about "shrinkage" from the Seinfeld episode. What?? You mean they shrink????

    Poor guy. The pain must have driven him nutz.

    The "boys" are on a natural kind of thermostat.

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    An ice pack might have done the trick. But then again, had it been salvaged, who'd want to sit in that chair after that?
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