Move over Bridget Jones, this is Tia Maria's Diary!

**Miss Z** · 09-01-2006, 06:10 AM

Hello all! I know you've been waiting on me for some Tia Maria pics for a while, and I've finally got them up. Thought this time I'd give you an idea of what it's like to live with the little Missus herself, enjoy!!!

OK Pet Talk, this is Tia and I'm taking over from now on this thread. I claim this thread in the name of Tia Maria!!! Onto my daily diary...
9:00am

Woke up from good dream, so was in rather bad mood. Promptly rushed to bathroom to freshen up for day, but was overwhelmed by choice of products. Plus, discovered caps on bottles of shampoo were not made to be opened by rats.

9:30am

Mood soon lightened when presented with morning cuppa. However, was disappointed in the fact that cup was decorated with purple cats.

10:20am

Decided to join Zara on computer. Was horrified when saw that she was gazing at pets other than myself. Had strop for 20 minutes, but all was resolved when she clicked Pet Talk link and showed me her obssessive writing about me.

10:50am

Successfully begged banana treat from Zara. Encountered slight problems when attempting to store half eaten treat in between letters F and G on computer keyboard.

11:30am

Had free-time in bathroom with Zara. However, soon noticed Zara was not reaching acceptable level of Tia-attention, so attempted to consume her jeans. Did not have desired effect.

Continues........

**Miss Z** · 09-01-2006, 06:22 AM

11:35am

Heard scary sound whilst running around bathroom. Immediately ducked in cover behind toilet and waited for danger to pass. Did not understand why Zara found such a serious situation amusing.

12:15pm

Met new rat, and was beginning to hope for start of something more than friendship. However, did not take long to realise he was not all he said he was. Was very distraught, so ate all his food, bit his ear and peed on his tail.

2:55pm

Learned something new today ; how to balance on door handle. But, became angry with evil camera for adding many extra lbs to my midriff. Exiled camera to behind washbasket.

4:30pm

Began to get rather peckish, and became fed up with waiting for dinner. Wandered around aimlessly for a while then cleverly stumbled across treasure chest of Reggie Rat goodness.

4:32pm

After great analysis, discovered convenient entrance to goodies within. Thought to self, 'Blow this diet'.

4:33pm

Successfully reached the goods and put them to good use. Now consider self mastermind in food location and consumption.

Continues some more....

**Miss Z** · 09-01-2006, 06:28 AM

7:20pm

Settled down with a good book. After laborious task of heaving book open to correct page, realised with dismay that needed telephone to call LearnDirect for teach yourself to read course.

9:30pm

Became fed up of waiting for Zara to come to bed. Settled down in plantpot but soon became victim of boredom. Tried several times to reach TV remote, but ended up cursing fact that rats were not granted with long legs. Eventually dozed off, and resumed pleasant dream had night before. However, was woken up sharply by camera flash and picture ended up as one above.

(Hope you all enjoyed!!!)

**buttercup132** · 09-01-2006, 07:16 AM

Hahah aww silly girl. That was so cute!

You have carpet on your floors in the bathroom!
England is so much more different.

Lol I used to TRY to make my ratties play with the same rat toy lol!

**Aquamarine** · 09-01-2006, 09:11 AM

Awww How cute! Thanks for sharing

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**I_luv_rusty** · 09-01-2006, 09:58 AM

Aww! Tia is so cute!!!! That was so cute, and funny. It nice to see some more of you Tia, as adorable as you are!!

**zoomer** · 09-05-2006, 12:15 AM

She sounds like an evil little rattie

But who would care, she's got that adorable face! Gosh I just love her! When I visit your area for vacation, late at night I will lurk into your house and grab that rat of yours. I swear I will!