My name is Ed and I am cat.
I'm white and I eat-plush? No I'm fat.
My dad is great he feeds me some treats
especially when I tread under his feet.

I've learned to eat all kinds of stuff
My growing tummy is hidden by fluff.
I could eat cat treats but now instead.
I've found my weakness is home-made corn bread!



Trust me, I am as shocked as all of you.