Thursday 163- Let's celebrate warm weather!

[RICHARD]

Tell me about someplace you would like to spend a week at.

I think Lemon Drops are the DOTD.

Sorry,I am flat today, got alot on my mind.


Come here Mario. sit with uncle Richard and make him laugh.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Sorry, I don't want to spend a week anywhere else right now.

It's hot here and now that I discovered I like ac, I don't want to leave it.
As long as I control the thermostat, I don't have to freeze but can have it just the way I like it. Being the control freak that I am, that makes me .

I'd love a big cherry limeade though. If Mario won't share the cherries, a regular limeade will do.

[davidpizzica]

Oh, Mario! Now you have TWO guys to sit with. RICHARD, I'll have a double lemon drop, please. As for where I'd like to spend a week? I'd like to spend it where I spent a few hours on may 12th, Niagara Falls! I enjoyed myself immensely, and was impressed by the friendliness and the warmth of the people there.

[captain]

Hang on - OxyMoron ............. Richard Flat???????
Nope, can't be .....

Come here Richard. You can sit with me if you like ..... I can make you laugh just with my accent ...

DOTD please ........... hang on, you SIT there, and I will make drinks for us.

Here are some pathetic jokes, to make you smile .........

What do you call a man sitting in a tree?
RUSSELL

What do you call a man lying at your feet?
MATT

What do you call a man with NO legs?
NEIL


OH BOY, I could go on for days ..........

{{{hugs for FLAT OxyMoron RICHARD}}}

[RedHedd]

Ah, send me to Tahiti for a week.

Richard, Flat? No way!

I'll have a nice cool iced tea to go before I hit the 101 to go home. Make it a tall one, as traffic is BAD.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

ANYWHERE, as long as I'm in the motorhome...and it's working properly.

Another lame joke to go along with Captain's,

What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because he won't come anyway!
Bwwwwaaaahhhaaahhhaaahhaaaaa....heeeheeeehee....te ehee....sometimes I crack myself up.

Yeah, I need a DOTD, or two or three. Aw h*ll, just give me the usual pitcher full for now.....maybe my week will start going better once I finish the entire pitcher.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Richard Flat? Richard Flat? Hmmmm.... wasn't he the one who played the music for the Beverly Hillbillies with Earl Scruggs???
(flat and scruggs???)

[RedHedd]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...

...in front of the door?
Matt

...in a ditch?
Phil

...in your hot tub?
Stu

...on your BBQ grill?
Frank

...waterskiing
Skip

...on a beach?
Sandy

...in a pool?
Bob

...on the wall?
Art

And what do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art

What if he also doesn't have a tongue?
Tasteless Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

...in a pile of leaves?
Russell

Same guy after 6 months?
Pete

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in the water?
Swimming trunks

What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?
Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Eileen

An Asian woman with the same affliction?
Irene

After the operation?
Noleen

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
Lean Ground Beef

[moosmom]

RedHedd,

Boy, you've got 'em all down pat. What did ya do, memorize them???

BTW, ya forgot the PADAMPUMP (drum) at the end.

[Edwina's Secretary]

And I thought I would get into trouble for telling the "no-arms no-legs jokes!"

Oaky....there is a woman who has had terrrible luck with men. So she runs an ad in ther Personals....

"Wanted: a man who won't beat me or run around with ohter women. Must be a good lover."

Her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs. She tells him she already gave at the office.

"No," he says, "I'm here to answer your ad."

"But, but...." she says....

He explains..."I have no arms so I won't beat you, I have no legs so I won't run around with other women."

SHe replies...."But there was one other requirement."

"How do you think I rang the door bell?"

[finn's mom]

"How do you think I rang the door bell?"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[RedHedd]

RedHedd,

Boy, you've got 'em all down pat. What did ya do, memorize them???

BTW, ya forgot the PADAMPUMP (drum) at the end.

Google is my friend!

[finn's mom]

I love the joke from Pulp Fiction.

Mama Tomato, Papa Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking down the street together.

Baby Tomato starts lagging behind.

Papa Tomato gets really angry. Goes back to Baby Tomato.

Steps on him and says.

Ketchup.

[moosmom]

Roflmao!!!!!