Why You Should Suspect Your Cat Has Your
Email Password

E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
alt.recreational.catnip.

Your web browser has a new home page
<http://www.feline.com>.

Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.

Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."

Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post