Simple Simon was a guy named Simon, who was simple.![]()
What came first:
The chicken, or the egg?
Simple Simon was a guy named Simon, who was simple.![]()
What came first:
The chicken, or the egg?
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
The rooster who thought the whole thing was his idea.
How big are elephants?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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They aren't big; they are only the size of one atom!
What is a mouse?
It is the thing that holds the antenna on the car.
What is dog shampoo used for?
Religion is a smile on a dog.![]()
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It's raining cats and dogs!!!
SPCA HOUSTON
HABITAT FOR HORSES
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
When they're out of "real" poo.![]()
Why are chinese crested hairless?
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The Chinese Crested are hairless because they shave their own fur every 2 days.
Why do I like raisin bran so much?![]()
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
You don't! You're just messing with our minds!
What is the biggest dog?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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The Chihuaha (sp?)
What is the color of dirt?
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
blue
Which side of an egg is the right side?![]()
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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The shell!![]()
Does a puppy turn into a dog or does a dog turn into a puppy?
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
They both turn into cats!!!
How high is UP?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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It's so high it goes down!!
How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb?![]()
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
Two!![]()
How many drops of water does it take to make a mud puddle?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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133,472 molecules
which mud pies are the tastiest?
Religion is a smile on a dog.![]()
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It's raining cats and dogs!!!
SPCA HOUSTON
HABITAT FOR HORSES
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
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