Gotten over "it"
Clarity: The verb to do laundry.
Mom: Will you hurry up and do the clarity?!?!
Kid: Do the clarity yourself, you lazy bum!
Mom: you're grounded.
Kid: well, that sucks.
Mom: life's cruel, why should the after life be any different. (sorry, I'm a crazy pirate fan)
How do we tell different colours?
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Originally Posted by kittycats_delight
A smilie is a carrot
What is a ring?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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a ring is something you use to tow a car
what does don't have a cow mean?
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don't buy a cow at the circus
what does a cat do?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
1 paw short of a HERD
why a cat drives a car of course
where does milk come from?
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It comes from the microwave.
How do you wash a car?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
1 paw short of a HERD
you take some mud and throw it on the windshield and turn on the wipers
why are wheels round?
I'm just your imagination
Because square ones make the ride too bumpy.
What is the Pet of the Day?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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It's a where you buy a Pet everyday.
What is a printer used for?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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They make dandy Bread Boxes!!!
Short Bread Cookies, sliced Ham, cheese slices, pretzels dipped in chocolate....What else can we put on a Plate for Santa Claus?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Alkaseltzer and Rolaids???
What does Santa get for Christmas?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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(You're like a ringing Bell ~Moff~)
What does Santa Get for Christmas?
This year, he gets a Cell Phone, at last. ( I could be Wrong, of course)
Does Santa Claus ever leave the "Wrong" giftat the "Wrong "House?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
we shot the moon
Yes once he gave my neighbor's dog a squeaky mouse toy.
What is water?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
I'm just your imagination
Water is that brown stuff plants grow in.
Do elves like to dance?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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we shot the moon
Yep their favorite dance is the tango.
What is a guitar pick?
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