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You HAD to ask~
Jingle "Bells" are stale "Raisens" found waaaay in the back of the Kitchen Cupboard~ (They crave a nice warm bath ) so they can "jingle" again.
I often add them to my Homemade Cinnamon Swirl Bread, it delights them so much~
What is "Scrooge" doing this year?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Since he is now broke because he gave away all his money, he is working as a janitor at Trump tower.
Why do elves wear those pointed curley toed shoes?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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(You are always there, right on cue)
Those "Elves" lack potassium in their diet~ hence, the leg cramps and , of course,the need for those "pointed "shoes ( Give an Elf a Bananna this Year, just leave it next to the Cookies for Santa, I'm going to do it, Poor things
Does Scrooge still keep in touch with his Nephew's family?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
No, since he can't spring for the expensive gifts anymore, they don't answer his calls. He is still fast friends with Tiny Tim though.
What is Tiny Tim doing now?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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He has his own " Fitness " Television and Web Site!!
(He makes Jack Lalane look like a wimp
How many calaries are there in a slice of Christmas Fruitcake?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Since I used to work in a bakery and we made fruit cakes I can tell you there is not a single calorie in them. No fat either. Just fluffy yummy things!!!
What does Santa give the reindeer for Christmas?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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we shot the moon
Santa gives all the reindeer Coca-Cola, since it's a tradition.
What does 'this night's the perfect shade of dark blue' mean?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
I'm just your imagination
It means someone is color blind.
Why do some monkeys swing by their tails?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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we shot the moon
They swing with their tails because they want to be tigers.
What color is the sky?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
1 paw short of a HERD
Why the sky is orange with purple poka-dots
what is a doggie door?
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Any door with a "long earred door knob"
What is Cat Scratch Fever anyway?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
That's a strange illness where all you want to do is scratch a cat behind its ears!!!
What do you do with donut holes?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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1 paw short of a HERD
You use donut holes to plug the top of a wine bottle.
Why do potatoes have eyes?
I'm just your imagination
Potatoes have eyes so they can see what goes on in the garden.
Can pigs fly?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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we shot the moon
Yes they use their ears to fly.
What is King Kongs number?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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