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    Originally posted by gini
    Laurie, Slick, Debbie, if you rat on us you are in big time trouble!
    Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm - my lips are sealed........

    How about a pitcher of Martinis anyone??
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    What is this, we have rats now?!!? Let's see if we can plug all those rat holes with empty paint cans. Mario, sweetie, can you bring me that can over there please?

    Don't power wash it all off catland, it's got a kinda groovy effect when the spot light shines off the disco ball and the chandelier droplets......

    I'll have another zinger please.
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    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
    What is this, we have rats now?!!? Let's see if we can plug all those rat holes with empty paint cans. Mario, sweetie, can you bring me that can over there please?

    Don't power wash it all off catland, it's got a kinda groovy effect when the spot light shines off the disco ball and the chandelier droplets......

    I'll have another zinger please.

    DONE!

    I am almost done with all the dishes........what's for lunch?
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    [BI am almost done with all the dishes........what's for lunch? [/B]
    Sure, you've just cleaned up the dishes and now we have to dirty more....

    OK, lunchtime here too. How about I rustle up some cajun shrimp.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Mmmmmm....cajun shrimp, my favorite! But you guys are late, it's almost time to go home, not lunch time!

    And I'm not saying it's typical of men, but Terry is the poster child for creating new dishes the second I get the kitchen all clean and I'm ready to head upstairs for the evening. And do you think he could put it in the dishwasher himself?
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    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
    And do you think he could put it in the dishwasher himself?
    What's a dishwasher?

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    What's a dishwasher?
    Richard, I think a dishwasher is a woman who comes into the kitchen occassionally. When she is in the kitchen you are supposed to put the dirty dishes into her hands

    please forgive me girls - it seemed an answer Richard could accept

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    DID I MISS THEM???

    Oh those sound scrumptious cajun shrimpies! Along with a margharita (or several)...mmm....salivating. I think Mario should do the dishes, but no plate licking little boy! Those cajun spices will leave you with a sore rump in the morning. I think the multi-colored monkey paw prints all over everything are adorable! Nice touch, and artistic I might add.
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    how 'bout a little Thursday's Haiku -

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    mmmmm - shrimp and zingers.

    I feel so much better now

    there's no need to clean

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Originally posted by gini
    Richard, I think a dishwasher is a woman who comes into the kitchen occassionally.
    What's a woman???


    QSAL,

    Margie and shrimp for you!!
    DONE!

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    did I miss something?

    I was out all day. Did I miss out on SHRIMP!!! did Mario sav me some??

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    Hey everyone!! I've been dog-sitting all afternoon. A co-worker brought in her Golden today and Rousseau has been in my office all afternoon. Right now he's sleeping underneath my desk; I took him out for a long walk about an hour ago. I love casual Friday's.

    I'm thirsty and hungry. Think I'll help myself to the leftover shrimp. Bartender, any chance of getting a double Zinger over here??

    Gini, you're treading on thin ice with that comment
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

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    --Polar Express

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    leftovers

    Originally posted by slick
    Hey everyone!! I've been dog-sitting all afternoon. A co-worker brought in her Golden today and Rousseau has been in my office all afternoon. Right now he's sleeping underneath my desk; I took him out for a long walk about an hour ago. I love casual Friday's.

    I'm thirsty and hungry. Think I'll help myself to the leftover shrimp. Bartender, any chance of getting a double Zinger over here??

    Gini, you're treading on thin ice with that comment
    Slick, you gotta beat me to the shrimp!! lol lol lol

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    shrimp and double zinger for Slick, DONE.

    David,

    No running in the bar......you may trip over the passed out patrons!!!

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    My apologies to the people I already ran over! OOPS!!

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