Dear Phred...

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

You guys are just tuna funny! I wish I cod participate, halibut the boss is calling.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
the boss is calling.

Abalone; bosses can be so unreasonable.
(Abalone is pronounced ah-baloney in my family)

[koxka]

Who was speaking about Halibut?

Finding new ways to use fish's juice

[Randi]

It's so quiet here ..... has everybody gone fishing??

Or am I out of my depth?

[Freckles]

Nobody biting, that's for sure!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Eel bet they are still lure-king around.

[gini]

Aww, you reeled me right in!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Well; We gotz Klam Juice now...

Dad wuz reedin da label aftur he got back inna kar. Thunk da stuff looked like waddur till he red da part dat sed "Shake Well". He "Shook Well" an almos passed out! Buncha stuff floated offa bottom an it turned grey or green...

Now he sez it "Looks like it'z gonna *stink*."
He'll prolly set it down aside Bootsy's waddur kup an tella Kat to "Pop da Top" hizelf!

Hevun Help us all iffin it DOES *stink*!!

Hooze Ideer wuz this stuff, enniehow??
Stuff won't give a Kat *GASS* willit??

Wunder if *Klam F@rtz* s-t-i-n-k ??

Whut'cha wanna bet he triez the stuff out onna Kat tumorrow ~
While he an SmokeMutt are safe onna trip ta visit GranMom!?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Well; We gotz Klam Juice now...

Stuff won't give a Kat *GASS* willit??

Wunder if *Klam F@rtz* s-t-i-n-k ??

I'd go easy on that stuff or it may make Boots do more than F@rtz. The floaty stuff is squished clams. I'd even be tempted to add more water or just add a spoon full to Boots water. You don't want him shootin poo everywhere!
Good luck!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces

I'd go easy on that stuff or it may make Boots do more than F@rtz.

The floaty stuff is squished clams. = !

You don't want him shootin poo everywhere!

"... SQUISHED Klamz..."

OMG! Dad'z turned *GREEN* an passed out!

Roger! onna *go eezy* part!
Dad wuz thinkin bout a halfa TEAspoon to kick thingz off - in wiffa full kuppa wadur.

Hope he comes-to in tyme ta drive us Home fur supper!

We're not too sure he haz da stummick fur dis Klam Juice stuff!

[Randi]

john

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke


"... SQUISHED Klamz..."

OMG! Dad'z turned *GREEN* an passed out!

Gosh, I hope your Dad doesn't find out that, if they treat clams like they do oysters, it's the WHOLE CLAM; guts, clam poo and all in there. Everything but the shell. Bottoms up!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So...just wonderin, how did Bootz like the clam juice? Was it stinky?

[Corinna]

I just came upon this thread where Phred go so does the humor. So glad to here that some of us are recycled teens. Thought for a while it was nothing but teens here. So many new ones are. I think that Cinder and Smoke have tied ole Phred up some where cuz he hasn't signed on in along time. They seem to have taken control of the ranch.
Ps did the clams work for Boots.
Sps I love the Newset Shadow movie it was terrific!!!!!!!

[Edwina's Secretary]

I believe Phred is over on the Dog Board encouraging them to drink clam juice......