The only color you can see is red!
What are vitamins for?
The only color you can see is red!
What are vitamins for?
okay, I must be wrong , of course,
Vitamins are for "fast food" adicts. Useless to take from hand to mouth.
Does McDonalds offer a "healthy" diet?
Sure and you can get caviar too but Only on Wednesdays, when the moon is full, and in months ending with a q.
How many cow make a heard?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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Zero.
What are numbers for?
To make us crazy when there are not enough of them in our checking accounts!
Where is there?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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underwhere?![]()
what happened to the chicken that crossed the road?
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She was made into a roadkill sandwich after being hit by a semi! Look where you are going chickens!!!
How fast is "in the blink of an eye"?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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blink of an eye is how long it takes to loose sight of a snail. ( I know, I've tried. )
How many wild pens are there in the world?
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Why do some animals sleep tummy up?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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those are the ones that feel safe that way, usually the ones that haven't been spay/neutered.![]()
why do we often see orange, yellow, pink green (ect) hilighters
but never black hilighters?
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I've got to think, "outside the box"![]()
Black High lighers , being the most rare, are normally used to "feed Knowlege" I wish there was more censorship!!!!
Is it really necessary to read books these days?
No, especially "instruction manuals".
Why do rolling stones gather no moss?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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That Rock and Roll band still has teen aged fans pawing the moss off from them!!!!!!![]()
What is a door knob?
A big pimple on doors!![]()
How can a person get to the moon?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Beam me up, Scotty!
Who is Tony Blair?
Religion is a smile on a dog.![]()
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It's raining cats and dogs!!!
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