Ostriches dream about why they always put their heads in the ground.
What would you do if you were on the moon?
we shot the moon
Ostriches dream about why they always put their heads in the ground.
What would you do if you were on the moon?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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Fret about not bringing crackers!!!( Darn, I knew there was somthing I needed to bring along!!!)
How many peas are in a pod?
we shot the moon
There are 2.65 peas in a pod.
What would you do with a klondike bar?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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I would politely( and oh so carefully) hand it over to the "Bear" that came to sit beside me!!!
What is a Dragon Fly?
I'm just your imagination
It's a flying dragon, what else? I saw one in my yard today. Big old sucker he was too!!!
What is a booger?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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The darned crap on the house and windows from those creepy Dragon Flies!!! ( oh, and when they fly into a window!!!!)
When do Dragon Flies ~~~Fly south?( typing too many flies)
I'm just your imagination
They fly south in the spring! They want to be sure and be south for the hottest weather. They like to sweat a lot!!!
What is a cracker jack?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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What is a Cracker Jack?
That's the useless Jack variety, located in the trunk of your car, previously called "The Bumper Jack"~~ with each pump, it makes a creeky sound!!!
What is a Floor Jack?
I'm just your imagination
That's a man named Jack you puts down floors in houses.
What is a chocolate chip?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Small pieces of a Hershey Bar left among the bed sheets!!!! You find them all over your body the next day!!!!
What do "Oddie and Garfield" do now days? I can see them on my coffee cup!!!
we shot the moon
They are now workers for the FBI.
What is Coldplay?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
I'm just your imagination
That's when you are a kid and are driving you mom nuts and she tosses you outside to "get some fresh air" and it's freezing outside!!! My mom did that a lot for some reason!!!
What is pickle relish?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Registered User
A highly useful decoration for making "Christmas Cards"!!! Great Texture and lasts for years!!!!
How do Field Mice heat their little homes in the Winter?
I'm just your imagination
They use tiny propane tanks. They have to wait until the harvest is all in though. Don't want a combine or tractor hitting even a tiny propane tank!
What is tea?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Registered User
That's the little word that field mice yell out when they are playing Golf with left over wheat kernals---TEE!!!--The meadow bugs just roll their eyes
Why does a Squirrel have such a long and fluffy tail?
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