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  1. #61
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    WOW! LOOK AT THE PAINT FLY!!!
    I think Mario has invented MONKEY SPIN ART!

    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    OK, what's going on here. I just woke up from a nap and my face is painted

    Oh Mario......Mario.......come here little one......Auntie Slick has a surprise for you!!!!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Originally posted by slick

    Oh Mario......Mario.......come here little one......Auntie Slick has a surprise for you!!!!
    RUN MARIO, RUN!!!!

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    MARIO!!!

    EGAD!! MARIO< WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CRYSTAL??? AND ME, TOO!!

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    **pant pant** **run run**
    David, I'll chase him your way and you cut him off at the pass.....
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    a plan

    Sounds like a plan to me!! we can catch up with him and paint HIM!!

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    Originally posted by moosmom
    *raises glass* I'll drink to that!!! (of course, I'd drink to a flashflood, I'm so giddy with happiness and joy for my friend)
    CHEERS TO MIKE! That takes a lot of guts to make such a climb! And RICHARD thanks for the explanation of why Wed. and not Thurs. That makes perfect sense....not to me, but it makes sense. I'll try a raspberry zinger please.
    Last edited by QueenScoopalot; 05-20-2004 at 04:22 PM.
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
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    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    And RICHARD thanks for the explanation of why Wed. and not Thurs. That makes perfect sense....not to me, but it makes sense. I'll try a raspberry zinger please.
    http://aa.usno.navy.mil/faq/docs/int...onal_date.html

    If you drink a zinger it will make perfect sense!

    DONE!

    KEEP RUNNING MARIO!!!!

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    I'll have a few then!

    I want to drown my sorrows. I heard from my friend (who heard from her mother) about a woman who went to a yard sale and purchased a box lot of items. Apparently the woman got home and discovered $90,000.00 in the box! She RETURNED it and got a $500.00 reward. Geesh....if I already paid for the stuff tough cookies..it's mine all mine. The person running the yard sale was oblivious anyways, and was cleaning out her mom's stuff. Make that several zingers please??!!
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
    Author Unknown ~*~

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    ~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~

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    Re: I'll have a few then!

    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    I want to drown my sorrows. I heard from my friend (who heard from her mother) about a woman who went to a yard sale and purchased a box lot of items. Apparently the woman got home and discovered $90,000.00 in the box! She RETURNED it and got a $500.00 reward. Geesh....if I already paid for the stuff tough cookies..it's mine all mine. The person running the yard sale was oblivious anyways, and was cleaning out her mom's stuff. Make that several zingers please??!!
    Let me get you a pitcher of zingers......

    90,000?????

    That sound you heard was my head hitting my desk.
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    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

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    Wow, $90K. I have to admit that I'd have taken it

    A zinger, please!

    No Mario, it's not chocolate body paint!
    Nicole, Mini, Jasmine, Pickles, Tabasco, Schnaggles and Buffy

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    You guys are going at this the hard way. Come Mario and get you one of those nekkid beers! Richard I'll take one too.

    What color is that, Slick, you look really nice, cough, cough in that color. Mario, darling you know your not supposed to paint faces!!

    Oh, make sure that nekkid beer is really cold. This has been such a hot day!

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!

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    Originally posted by Miss Meow
    Wow, $90K. I have to admit that I'd have taken it

    A new car, maybe?

    Zinger for you....

    DONE!


    Tray,

    Nekkid beer,
    DONE!


    Run mario, Run!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
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    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    A new car, maybe?

    Zinger for you....

    Maybe. $90K will cover the starter motor for the old girl, and buy a new Lotus Elise

    Nice zinger.
    Nicole, Mini, Jasmine, Pickles, Tabasco, Schnaggles and Buffy

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    Originally posted by Miss Meow
    Maybe. $90K will cover the starter motor for the old girl, and buy a new Lotus Elise

    Nice zinger.

    Man oh man.....

    http://66.139.73.25/carconfig/index.html


    I think you can buy a few starters....

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