Centennial Thursday #100

**Tubby & Peanut's Mom** · 03-31-2005, 11:22 AM

Oh no.....now I think I need a slushie to help recover from that, catland!

Enough with the Baileys! It's time to celebrate and it's after noon on the East coast, so bring on the slushies! I'll just have 3 pitchers today if that's ok with you, Slick.

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 03-31-2005, 11:28 AM

I want a cherry slushie!!!! do they make those?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN & KAREN! am I seeing double already?

Mario, that banana split is as big as you are! Don't fling that whipped cream at me!

**Tubby & Peanut's Mom** · 03-31-2005, 01:47 PM

Richard! Just got this in an email and immediately thought of you.

Today (3/31) is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day...

**slick** · 03-31-2005, 01:50 PM

Richard! Just got this in an email and immediately thought of you.

You mean Richard likes to be slapped???? You think you know someone, and then......

Work is busy so another big DONE! for everyone.

**emily_the_spoiled** · 03-31-2005, 02:23 PM

Well things have definitely not improved after my lunch with Laurie yesterday... can you line up some (i.e. alot) raspberry martini's for me??

BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

**slick** · 03-31-2005, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by emily_the_spoiled
Well things have definitely not improved after my lunch with Laurie yesterday... can you line up some (i.e. alot) raspberry martini's for me??

BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

Cheryl, so sorry you are having such a rough go of it. Here, sit down, put your feet up and relax....one pitcher of Raspberry Martinis - DONE!

**lbaker** · 03-31-2005, 02:29 PM

Shaken or stirred? One large pitcher of raspberry 'tini's for you dear friend. How about some appetizers everyone? Along with the antipasta tray Slick prepared lets have some scallops and shrimpies skewered on the grill? Maybe wrapped in bacon? Slip off the shoes Cheryl and put your feet up

HA HA Cheryl! Slick & I posted at the same time so you're getting double spoiled this afternoon

TWO pitchers of 'tini's

**catland** · 03-31-2005, 02:31 PM

LOL - love the email Debbie.

**slick** · 03-31-2005, 02:43 PM

Julie, I just have to ask. In your sig.....7.9 ears...how can that be??

Do you have a furbaby with only a partial??

scallops and shrimpies skewered on the grill

Sounds alot better than what I'm really having for lunch. Thanks Laurie.

**catland** · 03-31-2005, 02:55 PM

My eight year old guy, Sidney, had a small chunk missing from an incident a few years back. Then a couple of weeks ago he and Strauss (the new guy, who looks a lot like today's COTD), had it out in the backyard. Now Sid is missing a small part of the other ear. It was quite the bloody site at first but has healed up now and he's ok.

did someone say Shrimp on the Barbie?

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 03-31-2005, 03:11 PM

moff sighs
Well, Mario, looks like I'm still invisible.
See Ya Later!
kisses mario on the head and leaves

**gini** · 03-31-2005, 03:20 PM

Wait MOFF....don't go...........Cherry Slushies? You betcha - this is a cyber bar - you can have anything you want.

I think because Richard can't tend bar quite so promptly as he did before - the rest of us aren't picking up the slack!

Anyone else? We NEVER want anyone to be ignored here!

**gini** · 03-31-2005, 03:21 PM

MARIO!!!! Put that whipped cream down!

**davidpizzica** · 03-31-2005, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
moff sighs
Well, Mario, looks like I'm still invisible.
See Ya Later!
kisses mario on the head and leaves

Oh Connie! I'll talk to you. Let's share a plate of onion rings and CNTs for our furbabies. I'm still driving "Lumpy" until I get him to the body shop.