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    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

    No coarse bitterness.....funny, sounds like a line from a personal ad!

    Slick,

    Nekkid beer!!! DONE!

    Corrina,
    some doggie shampoo! DONE!

    David,
    Dude! Slow down a bit!! people will think you WORK here!

    Zinger for you, DONE!

    Mario,
    Nekkid beer for you
    DONE!


    Moosmom,

    Good thoughts and prayers.....

    Let's drink a toast...

    To places far away, people on a mission,
    warm toes, hot drinks and a view from the top
    of the world.

    DONE!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    http://www.everestnews.com/


    Under 'featured news'....


    Conn Everest team summmits and is down safely!!

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    No coarse bitterness.....funny, sounds like a line from a personal ad!

    Slick,

    Nekkid beer!!! DONE!

    Corrina,
    some doggie shampoo! DONE!

    David,
    Dude! Slow down a bit!! people will think you WORK here!

    Zinger for you, DONE!

    Mario,
    Nekkid beer for you
    DONE!


    Moosmom,

    Good thoughts and prayers.....

    Let's drink a toast...

    To places far away, people on a mission,
    warm toes, hot drinks and a view from the top
    of the world.

    DONE!
    Sorry, Richard, Zinger overload! Maybe I'll try a Nkkid eer or two.

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    Let's drink a toast...

    To places far away, people on a mission,
    warm toes, hot drinks and a view from the top
    of the world.
    *raises glass* I'll drink to that!!! (of course, I'd drink to a flashflood, I'm so giddy with happiness and joy for my friend)

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    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    Could I have a cold cherry root beer? and 4 catnip teas, on ice. In the 90s here today. Summer time!!!!

    Got my car fixed. I was advised not to wait [size=small] 10 years[/size] before I changed the plugs and tuned it up again. Gosh, time flies! Who knew?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Connie, maybe we should be toasting your car, along with all the other things, today!!!

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    Originally posted by Logan
    Connie, maybe we should be toasting your car, along with all the other things, today!!!
    Yea, bless it's old heart. I had the oil changed too! Don't want to blow a valve! It's known as "THE OLD CAR" at the station! It's only a 1985. That's not SO old!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Originally posted by david p
    Sorry, Richard, Zinger overload! Maybe I'll try a Nkkid eer or two.
    NKKD ERR??

    ONE! DONE!

    MOFF,

    Cold cherry RB and four chilled catnip teas!


    Logan,

    To tires, sparkplugs, many safe miles and
    and to pine tree air freshners!!!

    Now we just need to get Miss Meow back on the road!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Here's to striving for your dreams - and achieving them!

    Another zinger for me please. My dream was to paint the bar, and I've almost achieved it. Mario decided on a nice bright sunflower color - nothing dark and dingy around here. The only thing is he wanted nothing to do with traditional paint brushes and rollers. No, no, no, that's way too boring for our buddy Mario. What he did was put a little hoola skirt type thing on, jumped in the can of paint, than started whirling and dancing all over, spraying and splattering paint wherever he went. I have to admit, I rather like the final effect, very artistic looking.
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    NKKD ERR??

    ONE! DONE!

    MOFF,

    Cold cherry RB and four chilled catnip teas!


    Logan,

    To tires, sparkplugs, many safe miles and
    and to pine tree air freshners!!!

    Now we just need to get Miss Meow back on the road!
    See what these zingers do to me? Now I can't spwell! I meant nekkid beers!!

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    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
    Here's to striving for your dreams - and achieving them!

    Another zinger for me please. My dream was to paint the bar, and I've almost achieved it. Mario decided on a nice bright sunflower color - nothing dark and dingy around here. The only thing is he wanted nothing to do with traditional paint brushes and rollers. No, no, no, that's way too boring for our buddy Mario. What he did was put a little hoola skirt type thing on, jumped in the can of paint, than started whirling and dancing all over, spraying and splattering paint wherever he went. I have to admit, I rather like the final effect, very artistic looking.
    Have you been to the fair where you can paint a picture with the paint on the spinning piece of paper???

    For our Fourth of July picnic we can give Mario beer, put the hula skirt on him and......


    It was just a thought....



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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Have you been to the fair where you can paint a picture with the paint on the spinning piece of paper???

    For our Fourth of July picnic we can give Mario beer, put the hula skirt on him and......


    It was just a thought....


    I saw an elephant on tv once who painted pictures. She made lots of money. Maybe Mario can get a business started. I know he's smarter and more talented than that elephant!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Re: RICHARD....

    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    Why do you confuse me so? I look forward to the opening of the weekly cyber bar, and think it starts on Thursdays, but find it actually starts on Wednesday! Is it a different day in California?
    I forgot to answer this question......

    We have some dear patrons across the International Date Line - which, by the way, has nothing to do with palm trees or finding a partner.....-
    who are one day ahead of us! So, we open on THEIR Thursday and 'suffer' by partying on Wednesday!

    Blame it on Miss Meow and Captain!

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    No blame here - instead say thanks that we get to celebrate two Thursdays - theirs and ours!!

    A DOTD, kind sir. I wanna watch Mario and the painting skirt thing. Sounds very interesting.

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    Originally posted by robinh
    No blame here - instead say thanks that we get to celebrate two Thursdays - theirs and ours!!

    A DOTD, kind sir. I wanna watch Mario and the painting skirt thing. Sounds very interesting.

    Raspberry zinger....

    DONE! DONE!

    one for each Thursday!

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