The 2004 presidential election.

[2kitties]

wonder what I did wrong.

Anyway, ti's a story about Jimmy Dean being dropped by Sarah Lee as the spokesman for Jimmy Dean sausage.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by 2kitties
wonder what I did wrong.

Anyway, ti's a story about Jimmy Dean being dropped by Sarah Lee as the spokesman for Jimmy Dean sausage.

Actually, it's what did JIMMY do wrong?

[RICHARD]

Howard Dean played a Van Halen song at his party on Monday....


So it gives me great pleasure to announce that
I, as Satan, announce my candidacy for the Office of the President of the United States.....

My Van Halen song???....

Running With The Devil

Yeah, Yeah!
Ah, yeah!

I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills

Oooh, yeah
(Ahh!) Runnin' with the devil (Ahh-hah! Yeah!)
(Woo-hoo-oo!) Runnin' with the devil
I'm gonna tell ya all about it

I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out, on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home

(Ah, yeah-ah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(G*d d*mn it lady. You know I ain't lyin' to ya)
(I'm only gonna tell you one time-ya!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Yes I am! Yeah!)

Woo!

Woo!

You know I, I found the simple life
Weren't so simple, no
When I jumped out, on that road
Got no love, no love you'd call real
Got nobody, waitin' at home

(Ah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Hold on. Hold on, I'm runnin'! Ah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Uh! Uh! Come on, one more time)



(Ha-yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Oh, yeah! Ya-yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Woo! Woo!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-hah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil (Woo!)
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Whoa, that will teach me.....I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my jalapeno cheese roll...


I just have to get Howard to do the 'WOO' part of the song.

[Logan]

Richard, this morning I was listening to the local talk radio program as I was driving home from taking Helen to school. This guy called in and said he was reading his Newsweek magazine yesterday and there was an article about the election. When asked about all the endorsements that John Kerry got recently, Al Sharpton said that "the only people who need cosigners have bad credit" or something to that affect! He is just too funny!!!

[mugsy]

I didn't see the debate last night, but I guess when Sharpton was asked about the federal reserve the only thing he could come up with was that he would fire Greenspan! lol

They were talking about it on Imus this morning and he was interviewing Andrea Mitchell (Greenspan's wife) and he asked if she was concerned about Sharpton's comment (tongue firmly implanted in cheek) and she just laughed and said that they weren't too worried.

Between Dean and Sharpton, they are making a mockery out of this election and making the Democrats look REALLY bad.

[2kitties]

Dean did the top 10 list last night on Letterman. Hilarious.

[2kitties]

Okay. If anybody thinks that by electing Howard Dean, they will be ridding themselves of the popular Bushisms, they are wrong.

Let the Deanisms Begin:
Dean Has Warts

[RICHARD]

I saw that George Bush was out at the Roe versus Wade rally........


Are people really THAT stupid......


If you Roe,you stay dry.

[RICHARD]

Dean: 'I have all kinds of warts'



"But there's nothing I can do about it. I did
it. I own it. And now we have to get back
to running for president."

"Was it over the top? Sure, it was over the
top. Do I do things that are a little nutty?
Sure, I do things that are a little nutty. But
the truth is, I was having a great time."

"I'm not apologetic because I was giving
everything to people who gave everything
to me."

The Monday speech lost Dean the
endorsement of Alvaro Cifuentes, the
chairman of the Democratic National
Committee's Hispanic caucus.

"I have been struggling for the past 48
hours with the performance I saw on TV. I
instinctively turned it off after the first few
minutes. I respectfully withdraw my
present endorsement to Dean's
candidacy," Cifuentes wrote in e-mail to
the Dean campaign.

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LOLOLOL...


I'm nutty, I want to be your president.

It took Senor Cifuentes a few minutes to figure a way to distance himself from what happened during the Iowa CACAS..........


His sense of smell must be off.

[Lady's Human]

After that performance I can just see Dean at a summit meeting........LOL . I'd rather have a cowboy in office than a pro wrestler

[Soledad]

I am so glad Dean showed his true colors. The man is a walking volcano.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Lady's Human

LOL . I'd rather have a cowboy in office than a pro wrestler

lol,

At least you know pro wrestlers are lying.............

[Soledad]

A Yale educated cowboy is not cowboy at all.

[2kitties]

Hey, whatever happened to that guy- the wrestler in Minnesota. I know he didn't run again, but why? I recall him being popular??? Ventura, was that his name?

[moosmom]

*sigh* I SAID I would never talk about sex, politics or religion, but I just HAVE to comment.

Originally posted by Soledad:

I am so glad Dean showed his true colors. The man is a walking volcano

Sounds like he forgot to take his Prozac!!

If Al Sharpton wins, I am SO outta here!! (New Zealand sounds like a nice place). I wonder if Dr. Kevorkian can get calls from prison??