STOOOPID one liners

**slick** · 11-06-2003, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by Pam
My dad used to say this when we would pass a cemetery:
"You know people are just dying to get in there!"

My Dad used to say the exact same thing.......RIP

He always used to say "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong". Of course he was joking.

**trayi52** · 11-09-2003, 01:16 PM

A. Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

B. A carrot.

**Cookiebaker** · 11-09-2003, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by trayi52
A. Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

B. A carrot.

hahhah I dunno why, I found that funny!!!!

**Tonya** · 11-09-2003, 01:43 PM

My co-worker just told me this one today (I hope it's not offensive!!!)

Q:How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb???

A:You wanna go for a bike ride??

My son has ADD, yet that so isn't offensive! I think it is hilarious because it is so true!

My radio station that I listen to has "Worse Joke Wednesdays". The worse joke wins a prize. I can't remember any off the top of my head right now.

**trayi52** · 11-11-2003, 09:46 PM

Q: How do you keep a person from drowning?

A: Take your foot off their head!

**mahayana** · 11-14-2003, 05:35 PM

not really a one liner, but pet talkers would get it.

I was reading an article about how some places have confusing signs on their women's and men's restrooms.

One place had a picture of an Irish Setter on one door, English Pointer on the other.

Which one would you go in?