Wise Words To Live By...

[ChloeLove]

Originally posted by Andie

Just because duct tape fixes everything doesn't mean You have to use it on everything.

LMAO! I love duct tape!

[Tonya]

I have a few personal lessons I've learned in life. I hope you all can save some grief from them!


When everyone is whistling at school, check to see if your skirt is stuck in your backpack.

Don't ever laugh hysterically at your work partner for falling chest deep in the mud. You'll fall into the same hole the next day.

If the front desk calls and asks you to close the door in a Cancun hotel, don't walk naked to the door to see if it's open. They may be referring to your room door, not the building door. And there might be five employees standing there trying to close your door since you told them it wasn't your responsibility. (Damn Corona's!)

Always make sure your voice chat is turned off before you start talking smack about your cousin's kid and her parenting abilities.

[Tonya]

One more from my son Jaden:

Don't try to show off on your motorcycle by doing the "closed eye" trick. You might run into a wall at full speed and it hurts.

[iceyshiver21]

Tonya, I think we want to hear some of the stories behind these

[ChloeLove]

Originally posted by iceyshiver21
Tonya, I think we want to hear some of the stories behind these

Definately agreed!

[slick]

Originally posted by ChloeLove
LMAO! I love duct tape!

Me too!! Me thinks we should start another thread called "Duct Tape 101-How to use and abuse it"

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
Me too!! Me thinks we should start another thread called "Duct Tape 101-How to use and abuse it"

http://www.ducttapefashion.com/

[Soledad]

I saw a wedding dress made out of duct tape online somewhere. It was actually pretty cute.

[slick]

ROFLMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh Richard. Interesting fashions but did not see any undergarments....ouch....
Perhaps we could make some duct tape T-shirts for the next PT meeting!

[Soledad]

Check out this duct tape suit - pretty snazzy!!

Duct tape suit

And here's the wedding dress...

Duct tape wedding gown

[slick]

Every woman's dream date, I'm sure.

"Oh baby, stick with me honey..."

[Soledad]

Their first dance could be to "Stuck on you..."

*snort*

[slick]

cough cough, choke choke, snort snort.....good one...
If he had stones in his pocket they could dance to "good old rock n roll".....

sorry, late in the day.

[Tonya]

They're all true...which story and I'll elaborate!

[slick]

Originally posted by Tonya
When everyone is whistling at school, check to see if your skirt is stuck in your backpack.

Don't ever laugh hysterically at your work partner for falling chest deep in the mud. You'll fall into the same hole the next day.

If the front desk calls and asks you to close the door in a Cancun hotel, don't walk naked to the door to see if it's open. They may be referring to your room door, not the building door. And there might be five employees standing there trying to close your door since you told them it wasn't your responsibility. (Damn Corona's!)

Always make sure your voice chat is turned off before you start talking smack about your cousin's kid and her parenting abilities.

I very intrigued by these ones. Any details to share????