Well, NO-ONE ever mistakes my dogs for anything other than a Dalmatian ............ 
Although I get,
"Oh, where are the other 99?" (DUH - like I have NEVER heard that before!)
"Is your dogs name Pongo / Purdy?" NO!
"Is your dog male?" - Captain has NOT been neutered ...... so ... Yes, I guess he is! 
"Why is the female smaller than the male?" (?????? - Hmmmm, let me see)
But the best is - "excuse me, is your dog a Dalmatian?". No, they are actually Labradors painted with spots (NOW, I actually answered this question like that once, and the person said "HOW CRUEL!)
Oh dear ......
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
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