How would your dog drive, if it could?

**Corinna** · 10-23-2002, 12:08 PM

merlin would be like a New York taxi driver honking and paw motining a LOT. He'd have on some kind of jazz on the radio. Can't forget the driving bandana (being proper english you know)
Lady would be one of those girls who has to always be checking the mirrior on her hair or makeup. ( she really should have gotting the gold hair from her mom not her dads black! )

**ramanth** · 10-23-2002, 03:59 PM

I take that back... if Kia got past the sniffing stuff and decided to drive (She too gets in the drivers seat if I get out of the car), then she'd probably try to herd the other cars!

It'd turn into Highway bumper cars with her trying to get the other vehicles to go where she wants them to go.

And LOL at the other replies.

**Crikit** · 10-23-2002, 06:58 PM

Winter would be fine, if she stuck to roads that had no traffic, no people, no animals...nothing at all. If she she saw something though she'd try to herd them all in to one lane.

Smudge well it all depends on his mood if he's in one of his goofy moods he'd be driving like a crazed maniac music blaring going as fast as he can, that is until he got really tired and then he would just kind of curl up in the drivers seat and have a snooze. If he was having and issuses day though he would probably be a granny driver or not even drive at all.

**Cartman** · 10-06-2005, 08:54 PM

He drives very carefully and has not needed intervention yet except when it is time to go in.

**Jessika** · 10-06-2005, 09:56 PM

Jamie would be the crazy teenager, and Charlie would be the impatient old man LOL

**Cincy'sMom** · 10-06-2005, 10:00 PM

Wow!! This thread is from before Spot! Guess I better update

Spot, wouldbe a maniac. He would get up on someone's bumper, blow his horn, and then weave around them, trying to get them to chase him!

**caseysmom** · 10-06-2005, 10:34 PM

Casey would jump and slam on the brakes everytime she saw or heard anything.

Bubba would get in a lot of rear end collisions trying to sniff the bumpers in front of him.

**cyber-sibes** · 10-06-2005, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Cincy'sMom

Spot, wouldbe a maniac. He would get up on someone's bumper, blow his horn, and then weave around them, trying to get them to chase him!

LOL! I can just see Spot doing that! These are all so funny!
Star would be a very safe driver, except that she'd run down every little furry creature that crossed her path

She'd probably rooo at other drivers just to keep them in line. And since Sherman can't see anything in front of him, he'd be running up over curbs and hitting fire hydrants - just like a Mr. Magoo cartoon!

**Uabassoon** · 10-06-2005, 11:38 PM

Payson would always drive 10 mph below the speed limit, I'm sure he would constantly hit the brakes and slow down for no reason. He'd make a lousy driver. His fear would make him so overly catious that he'd be an obstruction of traffic!

**LKPike** · 10-07-2005, 10:23 AM

Frankie is MUCH too proper to ever be expected to drive Himself. Frankie is always provided a Professional Driver.

((given free range of the vehicle when we leave it for a few minutes - he usually sits in the back seat passenger side staring straight ahead - chest out, chin up, or the front passenger side, staring straight ahead. He doesn't waste his energy entertaining any passing 101 Dalmatians fans with a glance. He thinks hes celebrity.))

I don't know about Jillie, usually she likes to just cruise with me, in the front seat. She'd definatly be out there trying to mimick me & Les - trying to race people, she enjoys that in my car and the duster.
she'd definatly be like her mommy - loves the horn a little too much, probably has the music loud but not banging {I canNOT stand people like that!}, speeding, and lookin' for people we know!

**Ginger's Mom** · 10-07-2005, 10:35 AM

I am glad someone revived this very funny thread.

Ginger would definitely be hitting the brake every two minutes, eyes darting in every direction, unless or until she sees a squirrel, at which point she would definitely leave the car running in the middle of the roadway and enjoy the pursuit on foot.

**RobiLee** · 10-07-2005, 12:46 PM

Oh, this is just too funny!

Tori would be a very bad driver. She would be completely unaware of where she was heading and would always be lost. She would be a speeder that slowed up occasionally to check things out.

I think Katie would be a much better driver. She would follow the speed limit as posted and be aware of her surroundings. She would not be able to tolerate other drivers and have major road rage though

LOL

**BitsyNaceyDog** · 10-07-2005, 04:40 PM

What a cute thread to be bumped back up.

Buster would be a very cautious driver.
Bitsy wouldn't want to drive, she likes being the passenger so she can look out the window.
Nacey would be a crazy driver.
Nova wouldn't be as crazy as Nacey, but still a little crazy.
Charie would be a good driver.