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[momcat]

MomCat:
I'Ve EmAiLed You! I HaVe To Say Dat sHe wAs Gud to Me YeSteRDay. sHe Staid HomE From WuRk Cuz sHe Wuzn't FeeLiNg Gud. We Slept ALl Day toGethEr. It Wuz NicE.

Hi Max,
I'm sorry to hear that your Meowmie doesn't feel very good and hope she's feeling a whole lot better now. Here's a secret that maybe you can use to your advantage. Every once in awhile, I take a "sick of work day" so I can stay with Groucho. We always have loads of fun when I do that...take a nap, watch tv, play together, and share a piece of fried chicken. All Groucho has to do when I get up is give me those kitty eyes that say, " You look like you don't want to go to work when you can stay here with me instead." I'm sure Groucho will be happy to share his technique with you, call him on his cell phone.

Scritchies, lovies, and smoochies,
Momcat

[cassiesmom]

Hi Max,
I'm sorry to hear that your Meowmie doesn't feel very good and hope she's feeling a whole lot better now. Here's a secret that maybe you can use to your advantage. Every once in awhile, I take a "sick of work day" so I can stay with Groucho. We always have loads of fun when I do that...take a nap, watch tv, play together, and share a piece of fried chicken. All Groucho has to do when I get up is give me those kitty eyes that say, " You look like you don't want to go to work when you can stay here with me instead." I'm sure Groucho will be happy to share his technique with you, call him on his cell phone.

Scritchies, lovies, and smoochies,
Momcat

Dear Groucho,
Do you think you could teach my meowmie how to take those sick of work days? I would love it if she would take a nap and share a piece of chicken with me - those are 2 of my favorite things to do!

Scritchies, lovies and smoochies from meowmie right back to you,
Cassie

P.S., Meowmie is going somewhere on Saturday but she is not staying overnight. After church on Sunday we are going to take a nap because she will be tired from Saturday. She will feel guilty for having left me, so we will probably eat chicken for lunch - works for me!

[slick]

HeLp ME
JusT NoW my MeoWmie PUt hR ArmS AroUnd Me AnD HelD mE TiGhT anD KiSseD Me OveR and OVer AgAiN. Den ShE PikEd ME Up And WalKed ArounD SinGiNg To Me And MoRe KisSes. Gee, DoeSn'T iT StoP??? HoW Much SlobBer Can a Guy TaKe??

Den ShE TeLLs mE Dat She hAs to WuRk on SuNdDay aNd LeaVe mE Al aLonE aGain AlL dAy! Dat'S Da dAy We uSuaLLy SpeNd ToGetHeR and MaYbE Take A Nap.

I NeEd LegUL HeLp!!!!!!

MaX

[Pinot's Mom]

Hi Max,
Every once in awhile, I take a "sick of work day" so I can stay with Groucho. We always have loads of fun when I do that...take a nap, watch tv, play together, and share a piece of fried chicken. All Groucho has to do when I get up is give me those kitty eyes that say, " You look like you don't want to go to work when you can stay here with me instead." I'm sure Groucho will be happy to share his technique with you, call him on his cell phone.

Scritchies, lovies, and smoochies,
Momcat

My Mom took one of those yesterday! I napped on her lap while she typed on the little 'puter, I got to go out on a really nice day (but I didn't catch any shrews or chipmunks to give her as a present), and we spent a lot of time together. I think she's trying to make up for going away!

Max & Cassie, you really need to call Groucho for the proper technique. I think he's got a patent.


Headbumpies,
Pinot

[momcat]

Dear Cassie, Max, and all my fellow kitties,
A "sick of work day" is when Meowmie feels fine but just doesn't want to go to the office. She thinks it's her idea but really it's my doing. Since this is another technique to give us kitties the upper hand it can't be posted here. Our Meowmies might see it and we can't have them in on one of our top secrets. We'll be leaving for the World Series in a few more days in the privacy of the Catmobile. How about we all get together there and I'll clue you in on how to pull this off.

Your friend,
Groucho

PS: Plans for our World Series trip will be posted tomorrow or Sunday so get your baseball gloves ready. Pinot is already working on the maps.