Kitty Aboose! Need Legal Help!

[Freedom]

Breakfast at 8:15? That is HORRIBLE! We always wakes our mum UP at a nice dark hour for breakfast, and we won't let her roll over either. You needs to takes some lessons, stop on by about 5:45 AM tonorrow, we'll show you. Knock everything off the night stand, den off the bureau. Yowl and howl and swat at her nose sticking out from under da covers. It WORKS I tell ya!
-- Sparkle and Crew

[cassiesmom]

We always wakes our mum UP at a nice dark hour for breakfast

Dear Pinot,

Over the past year or so I have trained my hoomin to serve me a pre-breakfast around 4:30 AM. MEOW! Wake up, fudz lady! Then I let her go back to bed for a few hours. I thank her for doing this by being a snuggle kitty till the alarm goes off. Then she gives me breakfast (second half) while she is making hers. I awaken her for my pre-breakfast seven days a week. I started this when she got the cast off her ankle last November. She still thinks I will eat my dry food if I get hungry in the night and that will tide me over till the alarm goes off at 7:15. Silly hoomin.

Purrs,
Cassie

Elyse here: Sweet Pinot, I would be more than happy to feed you at your preferred hour, but you are in Maryland and I am in Chicago, so I don't think that would work. I would also be delighted to serve Mr. Purr at 7 and Sparkle and crew at whatever oh-dark-thirty hour they desire, but again, they're there and I am here. But my intentions are good!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Pinot,

We feel your pain. For the last week and a half we have been LOCKED UP during the day time. We have been able to hear all kinds of frightening --- yet interesting noises. Walls torn out and rebuilt - floors and carpet ripped out and replaced and paint, paint, paint. Do they not need us to supervisor?

Eddie is a very good supervisor...


Meowmie says we have to stay in there until all the water damage is fixed! All we have is two beds, two chairs, two windows to look out, our litter pan, water and kibbles.

Please let us know when you find a good attorney! Our claim for cruel and unusual treatment will exceed the homeowner's claim!!

Cagily,

Edwina and Eddie

[slick]

I'M sHokkeD At dA TreetmUnt YoU Get!!!! I Go tHru dA SaMe TinG wHen it'S DiNnEr TiMe..... mY MeowMie saiz dAt I caN'T gEt my wEt Fuud UntIl 6pm - As if I CaN TelL tIme!!!!! I MeOw and MEow RealLy Lowd bUt sHe sTiLL maKeS me WaiT aNd oN w-u-r-k DaYz (wHatEver w-u-r-k is) she DoEsn'T GeT hOme UnTil 8Pm. I Tink MaYbE We sHuD HaVe a SupPoRt GruP BeCauSe cLearLy wE aRe AbooZed!!!!!!

I HoPe YoU PhInd a Gud LaWyer......MaYbE sEnd Me HiZ BizNess KarD!!!

SiNgEd mAx

[happylabs]

I'M sHokkeD At dA TreetmUnt YoU Get!!!! I Go tHru dA SaMe TinG wHen it'S DiNnEr TiMe..... mY MeowMie saiz dAt I caN'T gEt my wEt Fuud UntIl 6pm - As if I CaN TelL tIme!!!!! I MeOw and MEow RealLy Lowd bUt sHe sTiLL maKeS me WaiT aNd oN w-u-r-k DaYz (wHatEver w-u-r-k is) she DoEsn'T GeT hOme UnTil 8Pm. I Tink MaYbE We sHuD HaVe a SupPoRt GruP BeCauSe cLearLy wE aRe AbooZed!!!!!!

I HoPe YoU PhInd a Gud LaWyer......MaYbE sEnd Me HiZ BizNess KarD!!!

SiNgEd mAx

Maybe we cud start a klass akshun suit agenst them! OR we could sine a patishun!

Buddy
Tink
Mamma
Mack

[phesina]

Class action! Class action!!!

Sydney

[momcat]

Dear Fellow Kitties,

The many responses to Pinot's message are extremely disturbing and please be assured that, as a kitty lawyer, I am deeply concerned. I hear your meows, something must be done immediately if not sooner!!!

Poor Pinot is starving...

Eddie and Edwina are locked in a room alone. Not only that, they're left with minimal provisions plus must endure frightening noise to their sensitive ears. Another scary thought here, with the holiday season rapidly approaching is our exquisite fashionista Lady Edwina cut off from the tools of her trade? So many of you lovely girl kitties depend on Lady Edwina's expert lead and advice...

Max, call me on my cell phone ASAP! I'll take your case pro-bono...

A Class Action lawsuit does appear to be in order. To all of you that want to join a class action suit, please contact me right away. I'll meet with some of my kitty lawyer friends at Cat Court so we can see exactly where we stand.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[pomtzu]

Ahem - may we have the attention of all cats here please???

Myndi and Sparky (the dogs) here, to give all you kitties a different perspective, especially you Miss Pinot!

Hey there girl - you got to stay home and have the run of the house all to yourself this weekend. How bad can that be - huh?? Mom has told us of a place called a boarding kennel, and some cats and dogs have to go there when their hoomans go away. We've never been to one of these places, but Mom says they put you in a cage, and feed you food that you aren't accustomed to and at times you're not accustomed to either. If you're lucky, you might get a pat on the head, but don't expect too much more. And there's lots of other cats and dogs there too - so forget having any privacy. And oh - all that barking at all hours of the day and night - never a minute of peace.

At least you have someone to come to your house to take care of you. Mom also told us that she knows of some hoomans leaving their cats home by themselves for a few days. Oh - they don't go hungry or anything, since they are left lots and lots of kibble and water. However, that indoor kitty toilet gets pretty darn full and smelly by the time the hoomans get back home, and there's no one to cuddle with, or to meow to either.

So before any of you think about taking legal action here, remember how lucky you are. The tables might turn and you could all be charged with meewtiny.

Carry on kitties...............