Apparently listening to these bands make you gay

[JenBKR]

Oh geez that's hilarious. Just goes to show you that no one can be responsible for their own actions anymore. Blame it all on the music!

I wonder how my husband is going to take the news that we are both gay?!?! And we didn't even know it!

[lizbud]

Cole Porter ???? and what is wrong with being gay anyway?
I believe God loves all his children and judges their hearts as only He can.

I don't believe people are influenced in sexual choice by music or choice of friends.

[columbine]

Listening to Frank Sinatra makes you a Mafiosa.

Playing violent videogames makes you a mass murderer. Eating sugar makes you susceptible to road rage, and therefore not personally responsible for anything violent you do behind the wheel of a car. And reading tabloids makes you an expert on everything.

And as for religious folk who practice what they preach - try looking for people who practice, but only explain if asked. I'm told such folk exist...
Love, Columbine

[CathyBogart]

*laughs* Fundies provide endless means for amusement. Sometimes when I'm bored I like to go over to capalert.com and read their crazy movie reviews. I have some fundie relatives, and the things that they tell me (the little witch girl in the family 0_0) when they come to visit are hilarious.

Didja know you shouldn't date at all until you find the person you want to marry? Sounds to me right up there with listening to Manson making you gay.

[jackie]

Elton John(really gay)

Hahhahahah, I love the (really gay), thanks for the laughs!

[Kfamr]

Things like this are what sway me from religion, too.

Considering I was THIS close to naming Moo, Frank Sinatra, I must be (really gay.)

[animal_rescue]

Didja know you shouldn't date at all until you find the person you want to marry?

oh yes yes yes! I remember them telling me that when I used to go to church. Can't go out with someone unless you plan on marrying them, how the heck do you know if you want to marry them if you don't date them?!

[pitc9]

Wow, that list is funny!
Yeah... Listening to those people/groups will make you gay.

HA HA!!!
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

[JenBKR]

oh yes yes yes! I remember them telling me that when I used to go to church. Can't go out with someone unless you plan on marrying them, how the heck do you know if you want to marry them if you don't date them?!

Are you serious? haha never heard that one before.....it's sad that extremists ruin it for others.

[buttercup132]

LOL the rappers that sing about how "hot" girls are and stuff make guys gay!?! Haha that's stupid for someone to think that. Maybe these people just got out of the physic ward.

[theterrierman]

How the **** did Nirvana get in there??? Courtney Love mighta been a little mannish, but Kurt Cobain was still straight as the neck on his Fender Mustang.
So I assume that if watching the 'Juicebox' video is going to turn someone gay just by showing girls kissing, then obviously Rage Against The Machine will induce me to kill capitalists and right-wingers.
Sublime will make me want to shoot racists, rob stores and smoke pot, and God forbid I should listen to Placebo, not only will I turn bisexual, but I will start popping pills and -GASP- aspire to become a musician.

Resistance is Futile.

Andy

[DrKym]

I did notice that one of my faves isn't on there...Alanis Morrisette!
I am certain all her music is safe, ROLMAO

I also didn't see Garbage, or Jewel. or for that matter Cyndi Lauper ( I do like some of her tunes) Cher hasn't made an appearance.
I am going to take my Gay self and my Gay husband and all of my Gay kids and load up the stereo with songs that will make us Straight again.................................although I think my step daughters girlfriend may have issues with that,

[JenBKR]

Cyndi Lauper ( I do like some of her tunes)

Actually if you look at the 'safe' bands, she is on that list!

[DrKym]

Actually if you look at the 'safe' bands, she is on that list!

ROFLMAO why not! now that is funny!

[theterrierman]

Exsqueeze me? A baking powder??

Evanescence is on the safe list, but John Mayer is on the gay list? There's plenty of satanic crap in evanescence if you look at their music through the eye of a extremist christian. And just because John Mayer is a little more of a 'sensitive guy' he is still, I believe straight. And even if he was gay, does that come out in his music? And if he was gay, does that make him bad? Does it influence listeners to the point of them changing their sexual preferences? I doubt it.